July 14th, 2010 
Evan I’m one sock short of a pair,
I’m three days past clean underwear.
All my pants
have grass stains on their knees.
All my shirts
have yellow stains on their sleeves.
Everything I own
is starting to stink.
All my red shorts,
Have faded to pink.
All my money,
is spent on bills to pay.
Its been three months
since my laundry day.
By Evan James Griffin
July 14th, 2010 Evan I broke my leg
When I jumped from the house
I broke the vase
Running from a mouse
I broke the rules
When I came home late
I broke the fence
When I slammed the gate
And I broke my pencil
When it wouldn’t bend
But I promise
I didn’t break wind.
By Evan James Griffin
July 12th, 2010 Evan Tooth fairy took my tooth
And the money fairy took my dollar.
At least, that’s what my brother says.
By Evan James Griffin
July 12th, 2010 Evan 
I’m only a nerd
When I look into the mirror.
Cuz’ I’m actually cool…
The chess player of the year.
This tape on my glasses?
Is because I got into a fight.
When some kid,
Dissed Pokemon last night.
My pants aren’t high waters,
They’re male Capris.
The drug I take is benadryl,
For all my allergies.
And I don’t need a girlfriend,
Cuz’ they play hard to get.
But I do date a model,
Via the Internet.
Every time I watch Star Wars,
I shed a little tear
But like I said, I’m only a nerd
when I look into the mirror.
By Evan James Griffin
July 11th, 2010 Evan I had a sweet car.
My brother had a sweet tooth.
So he ate my car.
By Evan James Griffin
July 9th, 2010 Evan 
I joined the army,
And my Sergeant started to yell
So I warned him to stop
Or I was going to tell.
Then he shouted,
“Fall out!
On the double!”
So I told his mom,
And now he’s in trouble.
By Evan James Griffin
July 8th, 2010 Evan What will happen when every word has been rhymed?
And every phrase has been mixed and matched
over a million times.
Will the earth stop spinning,
And fall off its track?
Will the sun fall from the sky,
And turn to black?
Will hearts stop pounding,
And heads begin to throb?
Or worse,
Will poets lose their jobs?
By Evan James Griffin
July 7th, 2010 Evan I have the world’s longest ponytail,
And people think I’m a dope.
But they don’t see how great it is,
When used as a jumping rope.
And I use it as a line,
in which to hang my clothes.
And I use it for slippers,
to warm up my toes.
I use it as a lasso,
When I want to capture pigs.
I use it as a rope,
When I climb a mountain ridge.
So matter what you hear,
My ponytail is best.
Even though it’s made,
From hair on my chest.
By Evan James Griffin
July 6th, 2010 Evan July 5th, 2010 Evan I dove off the diving board,
And I did many tricks.
I did three somersaults,
and two twisting flips.
And when I landed in the water,
I didn’t make a splash.
I just swooped to the surface,
As quick as the flash.
But when I left the pool,
Their faces were bothered.
Because my swim shorts,
Were still floating in the water.
By Evan James Griffin
