My brother left me a present
And now there is a tick tock in my room
So I leaned in to listen closer,
And the present went tick tock BOOM.
I should have known
His present was really a bomb…
Wait a minute.
This present is from my mom!
Archive for the ‘Poems About Brothers’ Category
Humorous Poem #37 The Gift
September 29th, 2010 
Evan 
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Humorous Poem #19 How to Pet a Porcupine?
August 4th, 2010 Evan 
How do you pet a porcupine?
With that hair a fright?
How do you pet a porcupine?
Without a painful bite
How do you pet those needles?
Without your hand going through it.
The answer is quite simple…
Get your sister to do it.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem # 16 Frowny Face
July 18th, 2010 Evan I used the pliers to turn my sister’s frown upside down,
But she just cried.
Next time I’ll use a wrench.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem #11 The Money Fairy
July 12th, 2010 Evan Tooth fairy took my tooth
And the money fairy took my dollar.
At least, that’s what my brother says.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous Poem #9 Sweet Tooth
July 11th, 2010 Evan I had a sweet car.
My brother had a sweet tooth.
So he ate my car.
By Evan James Griffin