The light house blinks and blinks and blinks.
The sail boat sinks and sinks and sinks.
As the captain thinks and thinks and thinks.
That he shouldn’t sail a boat,
that leaks and leaks and leaks.
Humorous Poems #38 Sail Boat
October 2nd, 2010 
Evan Humorous Poem #37 The Gift
September 29th, 2010 Evan My brother left me a present
And now there is a tick tock in my room
So I leaned in to listen closer,
And the present went tick tock BOOM.
I should have known
His present was really a bomb…
Wait a minute.
This present is from my mom!
Humorous Poem #36 Moosetraps
September 24th, 2010 Evan She said she wanted mousetraps,
But on her list she wrote moose.
So now I’m responsible
For letting this creature loose.
By Evan James Griffin
Humorous #35 My Favorite Treat
September 18th, 2010 Evan I love to eat my boogers,
They are my favorite treat
Sometimes they’re dark and bitter,
And other times they‘re sweet.
Sometimes they’re green and gooey
And other times cold and hard
Sometimes they come out red,
When my finger gets up too far.
Humorous Poem #34 Jumping Beans
September 16th, 2010 Evan 
Jumping beans jump
in the air.
Jumping beans jump
in my hair.
Jumping beans jump
from north to south.
Jumping beans jump
in my mouth.
Jumping beans jump
so so funny.
Jumping beans jump
in my tummy.
Jumping beans jump
from morning to eve.
Jumping beans jump
when they leave.
Humorous Poem #33 Human Canon Ball
September 16th, 2010 Evan I used to get made fun of,
They called me a slob.
They’d yell, “Get off the couch,
go to work and get a job!”
Then they’d yell,
“Run and lose some weight!”
Do something,
Before it’s too late!”
But now my big body,
Has shown them all.
Since the circus came,
And made me a canon ball.
Humorous Poem #32 School’s Lesson
September 13th, 2010 Evan The lessons I learned.
Gum underneath the table.
Shouldn’t be played with.
Humorous Poems #31 Well Thought
September 8th, 2010 Evan I think I have to tinkle.
I think I have to pee.
I think I think too much.
For now I feel relieved.
By Evan James Griffin