Archive for the ‘Poems About Brothers’ Category

Humorous Poem #37 The Gift

My brother left me a present
And now there is a tick tock in my room
So I leaned in to listen closer,
And the present went tick tock BOOM.

I should have known
His present was really a bomb…
Wait a minute.
This present is from my mom!

Humorous Poem #19 How to Pet a Porcupine?

porcupine poem

How do you pet a porcupine?
With that hair a fright?
How do you pet a porcupine?
Without a painful bite
How do you pet those needles?
Without your hand going through it.
The answer is quite simple…
Get your sister to do it.

By Evan James Griffin


Humorous Poem # 16 Frowny Face

I used the pliers to turn my sister’s frown upside down,
But she just cried.
Next time I’ll use a wrench.

Turn That Frown Upside Down

By Evan James Griffin

Humorous Poem #11 The Money Fairy

Tooth fairy took my tooth
And the money fairy took my dollar.
At least, that’s what my brother says.

By Evan James Griffin

Humorous Poem #9 Sweet Tooth

I had a sweet car.
My brother had a sweet tooth.
So he ate my car.

By Evan James Griffin