Archive for the ‘Birthday Poems’ Category

Humorous Poem #37 The Gift

My brother left me a present
And now there is a tick tock in my room
So I leaned in to listen closer,
And the present went tick tock BOOM.

I should have known
His present was really a bomb…
Wait a minute.
This present is from my mom!

Humorous Poem #22 Growing Up

growing up I hope you get spanked,
And set your cake on fire.
I hope your receive a gift,
From someone you admire.
I hope they sing a song,
That’s slightly out of tune.
I hope your growing up,
But I hope it’s not too soon.
Happy Birthday!

By Evan James Griffin