Humorous Poems #38 Sail Boat

The light house blinks and blinks and blinks.
The sail boat sinks and sinks and sinks.
As the captain thinks and thinks and thinks.
That he shouldn’t sail a boat,
that leaks and leaks and leaks.

Sailing Poems

Humorous Poem #37 The Gift

My brother left me a present
And now there is a tick tock in my room
So I leaned in to listen closer,
And the present went tick tock BOOM.

I should have known
His present was really a bomb…
Wait a minute.
This present is from my mom!

Humorous Poem #36 Moosetraps

She said she wanted mousetraps,
But on her list she wrote moose.
So now I’m responsible
For letting this creature loose.

By Evan James Griffin

Moose Poems

Humorous #35 My Favorite Treat

I love to eat my boogers,
They are my favorite treat
Sometimes they’re dark and bitter,
And other times they‘re sweet.
Sometimes they’re green and gooey
And other times cold and hard
Sometimes they come out red,
When my finger gets up too far.

End of the World

End of the World

The truth about the end of the world.

Humorous Poem #34 Jumping Beans

Jumping Beans

Jumping beans jump
in the air.
Jumping beans jump
in my hair.
Jumping beans jump
from north to south.
Jumping beans jump
in my mouth.
Jumping beans jump
so so funny.
Jumping beans jump
in my tummy.
Jumping beans jump
from morning to eve.
Jumping beans jump
when they leave.

Humorous Poem #33 Human Canon Ball

I used to get made fun of,
They called me a slob.
They’d yell, “Get off the couch,
go to work and get a job!”

Then they’d yell,
“Run and lose some weight!”
Do something,
Before it’s too late!”

But now my big body,
Has shown them all.
Since the circus came,
And made me a canon ball.

human canon ball

Humorous Poem #32 School’s Lesson

The lessons I learned.
Gum underneath the table.
Shouldn’t be played with.

Jumping Rope

Jumping RopeA real jumping rope.

Humorous Poems #31 Well Thought

I think I have to tinkle.
I think I have to pee.
I think I think too much.
For now I feel relieved.

By Evan James Griffin